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    • I’d ask them for two dollars
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    • Depends how loyal
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    • 30 million dollars over 30 million friends that's to many birthdays man
      V_SSS 7 ago
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    • With 30 million loyal friends you could have the largest army ever seen
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    • Gimme 30 million friends we can go take over a small country and say fuck everyone else. Or just kick everyone out of cali into the ocean
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    • 30 million loyal friends? Shid thats the largest army on earth potentially
      blunk778 7 ago
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    • If you have 30 million dollars, 30 million people will want to be your friend.
      Guiltyyy 7 ago
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    • I would rather have 30 million dollars
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    • That’s how to start a religion
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    • How long will they be loyal though? In order to keep that loyalty you'd need to speak with them regularly, assuming a 5 min convo with each it'll take you 285 years to call each of them to remain friends
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    • Why would you take the money? Form an army and invade a small country
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    • Loyal? How loyal? Depending on how loyal they’d probably give anywhere from 1 to 20, so I’d ask each for 10. 300 million dollars right there.
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    • I can't even juggle 3 friends tho so
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    • It's impossible to have more than 250 or so actual friends. It's called Dunbar's number, a cap on our ability to socialize and empathize with others. That's why people don't like each other in large cities and very populous countries. Our lil monkey brain (id) is supposed to be in tribes
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    • Pfft. Imagine having friends
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    • Ask for them to all tune into my streams on twitch and hit record high numbers to get partnerships and make more money than imaginable
      Silenzio 7 ago
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    • Does that mean I can have them all kiII themselves? Covid is putting up weak numbers
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    • If you had 30 million loyal friends and they each have you $100 you would have 3 billion dollars and with that you could station approx 500,000 “troops” in each state and still have 5 million to spare which is more than any current military and can easily take over the entire western world and...
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    • 30 mil friends start a channel on YouTube or twitch and ask them to sub or follow
      ODDD 7 ago
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    • I already have a good set of friends, I don't need 29,999,995 more
      7400 8 ago
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    • Na I’m an introvert, 30mil dollars, 30 million loyal friends is to much, 29,999,999 friends would be ok, but 30 mil? No, just no
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    • 30 million loyal friends and ask them for like 5 dollars. Boom 150 million dollars.
      Usless 9 ago
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    • Ask each one for a dollar
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    • 30 million dollars. I invest 100k in each of current stocks that are climbing. Once I have made double I pull the money and repeat. I use the profit to start buying various politicians so I can gain a majority foothold in political matters and slowly begin to force the issues that matter regardless
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    • 30 million friends? Time to overthrow some governments
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    • Who would take over midwestern US with your 30 million male followers?
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    • Depends on how loyal they are, like can I create a army of my 30 million friends and take over any government i want? If thats the case then the friends
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    • 30 million loyal friends you say? The revolution has begun.
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    • With 30 million loyal friends I could create the worlds largest military and take over.
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    • Fuck that. 30 million friendships is way to many to keep up with, I can barely do it with three now. I’d rather take the cash and keep the girls I got now
      raeco 9 ago
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    • Imagine inviting 30 mil friends to a party or your wedding
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    • 30 million loyal friends mean you can win any election
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    • if you have 30 million loyal friends and they all give you 20 bucks on your birthday every year, that would be an income of 600 million a year
      Sacknana 8 ago
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    • With 30 million dollars, you'd have 30 million loyal friends.
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    • 30 million friends and ask each of them for $10
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    • 30 million dollars. I don't deserve the loyalty of 30 million people.
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    • 30 million loyal followers as in cultish followers, that way I can: found a fairly large country, become a king, extort them of billions of dollars, grow those followers by using my authoritarian regime to enforce mandatory reproduction, create propaganda to spread the word of a "utopia".
      noondeer 7 ago
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    • It would be hard to manage and talk to all those friends. Not to mention remembering their names
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    • The friends. I would form an army and idk, invade a few states, grow my army, be dope idk.
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    • 30 mil subscribers on YouTube
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    • If they’re loyal enough, you should be able to get a 20 off of each of them, netting you ~$600 million...even if you have to pay back some that insist on repayment, that’s a lot of lettuce
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    • With 30 million loyal friends you're almost unstoppable
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    • 1 is all you need
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    • being loyal is just one trait and does not mean they would make a good friend. ill just take the money
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    • Yeah and then ask them all to vote for you and then run for office.
      Spectrei 9 ago
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    • If you ask each friend for any amount over a dollar... you will get over 30 mill$ and the 30 mill friends
      MLGtbone 8 ago
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    • How about 2 dollars?
      DrZwicky 8 ago
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    • Depends on if they’re unquestionably loyal. Like can I bring them to war and they’ll follow? Cuz if yes, I’ll just text all of them asking for 1 dollar from each. Or make them attack a country and declare myself king
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    • i’ll take the money.
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    • I’d rather have the money
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    • Introverts chose money and extrovert chose friends
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    • A human can only maintain 150 friends with about 5 of them being close friends
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    • Reaction image makes no fucking sense
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    • Don’t have enough time in my life to spend with 30 million friends.
      lwpack 7 ago
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    • Arm them all and now you can easily overtake the governement and abolish the shitty voting system of 2 parties, and have better background checks because how Hillary got in confounds me, we need people who are actually still in touch with what America needs
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    • That's far to many friends. I'm fine with my group of 12
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    • Friends. Cause that’s 30 million followers on twitter, Instagram, YouTube, twitch, etc. you’ll make the money easily.
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    • 30 million friends then ask everyone of them for 5 dollars
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    • Let's just say that your b-day would be fuckin amazin
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    • I’d get 30 million friends and have them all lend me a dollar
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    • Yea that’s fuckin impossible
      Mickle1 7 ago
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    • Ok so just get this you have thirty million close friends that’s like the entirety of an average state that means any one and every one you’d meet on your daily commute you’d have history with, you would always be surrounded by your friends who are so close they are like family, the (1)
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    • If you have that much money suddenly everyone will want to be your friend though lmao
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    • We all know what the boog bois would pick
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    • You can do much more with 30 million loyal people than you can with 30 million dollars.
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    • The 30 million loyal friends I would organize them all into an army and we would hunt ped (o)s
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    • An army to rob banks with
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    • I don't want that many friends, I'm happy to usually wake up with 0-2 texts, even just 1 million texts sounds terrifying... but maybe I could make them into a cult... I changed my mind, making a cult with an entrance fee
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    • Are you kidding? Do you know how many birthdays is that? At least 2 for every day of the year, and I wouldn't be able to remember their names, hell I have like 3 friends, Ivan, Daniel... Damian?, and the guy with the hoodie and I can barely remember their names. I'll just take the 30 million
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    • My loyal friends would give me 5 dollars and i would have $150,000,000 dollats
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    • I’ll get 30 mill friends just by having 30 mill bucks
      CutieLuu 7 ago
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    • Ask them all for a dollar
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    • Friends and then ask each fort two bucks boom friends and double the money
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    • Time to skew some elections in my favor
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    • 30 million loyal friends then I'll take over smaller countries and gain more then become a super power
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    • 30 million brothers and sisters in order to start the revolution.
      SCP_4999 7 ago
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    • I cant remember that many names.
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    • You couldn't possibly have time for 30 million people, so the cash is the obvious answer
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    • That is a cult the size of a small country
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    • That's more armed forces than the entire world combined. If they're really loyal they will help me conquer the world.
      GodofBoy 7 ago
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    • An army or tons of money, tough choice
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    • You pretty much have an army
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    • 30 million friends, not only could we stage a coup, I could also become popular on youtube
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    • I would invade a small country with that number of loyal friends
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    • I mean you would spend the rest of your life asking people for dollar bills
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    • Stick bug
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    • I get 30 million loyal friends and make them all racist. I then team up with CEO_of_Racism_ CE0_0F_RACISM Originalstalkerstitslmao and make all of their 30 million friends racist. In an instant we have over 120 million racist troops at our disposal, we become the superior racist army. We become unstoppabble and make gays go extinct
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    • Literally the ability to start a revolution
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    • If they're loyal and there's that many of them, I'd ask them for $10 each.
      Ltrm8 8 ago
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    • fucking 30 million loyal friends? That’s 10% of the US population. That’s enough to overthrow the government. Fuck money, it’s revolution time.
      Cajun 8 ago
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    • A YouTuber??!!
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    • Negotiator? What are you negotiating..?
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    • 30 million dollars definitely. I would cherish and help the friends i currently have
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    • I would want 30 million unloyal friends so that I could tournament them mentally without them knowing
      HannaP 8 ago
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    • How long will it take you to get a dollar from each friend
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    • Shit, organize the world’s largest militia and take over the US government. From that point, the US military’s resources would allow us to project global influence.
      Bonobro 7 ago
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    • Fuck that make it a fiver
      Fukitt 7 ago
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