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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.
BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
BATMAN stands next tc is batmobile and uses his batcomputer.
He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.
BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison.
ALFRED, Batman's loyal battles, carries a tray of goth ham.
ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and FACE enter the cave.
Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney.
BATMAN No! It is Face and one Pave.
They hate me for being a bat.
Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which meane Face goes home.
It is just you and I, the Joker.
Bat versus clown. Moral enemies.
THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad.
you drink water, I drink anarchy.
BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would!
Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.
This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power.
THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.
BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin.
Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman.
THE JOKER Happy batday, Bart
Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke.